what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
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Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
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Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
Me and this random chick had a conversation about how to save the world. 2 words: Dance. Battles. I love drunk heart to hearts in bar bathrooms.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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