Hi Jason, it's Liz. We dont need you to pick us up anymore. I dont care if you will be here in a milisecond. And you should know im wearing really amazing shoes.
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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