can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
So I had a Liz Lemon moment today....went to Chipotle to get my "cheer me up" burrito bowl for the 4th time this week and the chipotle guy sighed and said always the same huh?
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
I want to shoot him sideways (so he can still breathe) in the Adam's apple with my little crossbow.
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