I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
I just saw a midget ride by on a scooter...wearing a bowtie and a helmet. My life is complete.
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
Tried to bribe the bartender with wedding cake. Felt bad for not giving her a tip.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
I just remembered you had me meet your law professor while I was wasted...how'd that go?
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
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