Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
I wish I could have two rating systems on iTunes. "This one is a 5 star. This one is only a 5 star when I'm baked."
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
Yeah you insisted everyone watch Space Jam at 2 in the morning then you cried the whole way through it. You were the very worst kind of drunk.
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
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Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
Yes be both agreed it was the worst sex in the history of fornication, so I asked him to sign the condom wrapper so I could frame it as a reminder to NEVER sleep with him again
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