yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
Meanwhile she's getting her law degree and I'm dropping Cool Ranch Doritos down my bra because I'm laying down eating on the couch
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
I just made the most “single life” Amazon order ever: protein bars and condoms.
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
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