Why did every guy I have ever slept with have to come into the library today?
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
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I just threw up during my phone interview for the largest PR firm in the world.
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
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I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
I can't believe you're asking me to think of a sincere, creative way to apologize to your penis at 2 am.
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
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