Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
He was sucking on my finger.... and it was at that moment that I thought: Man. I wish I had a penis.
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
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