Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
So I've only had a mustache for about 5 minutes and I'm already pretty sure it's the best decision I've ever made.
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
just found a someones bra in what seems to be a mix of pickle juice and vodka in my fridge. Who was over here lately?
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
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