I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
when she asked where we met, i said the liquor store. the next words out of moms mouth? 'oh that's real promising molly'
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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