is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
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IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
I was too sleepy and drunk to verbally annihilate anyone and ruin their reason for being. So i just opted to sleep with the fitted sheet on the floor
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
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I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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