even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
When you went through airport security you asked if the could check if a baby was in there. That drunk.
He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
Like how hard is it to come up to me with chocolate and wine and say "hey, you're beautiful. Wanna marathon Doctor Who in sweatpants?" Hell yes!
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
Randomize
