sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
you don't know what its like to have your bartender tell you that you owe him beer money infront of your mother at 3pm on a tuesday
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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