She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
The man at the Honda dealership told me I smell like vodka and probably shouldn't be driving.
We have a drunk bartender with her nips a quarter inch from bein out buying us shots. GET HERE.
You just said the magic words
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
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