i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
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