Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
I found the orange juice, it was hiding in the vodka...trickster.
Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
I wish you could order shots online.
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
i drank out of a bidet.
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
My arms in a cast, how am I supposed to have sex with only one hand?
more importantly I need two hands to eat pie
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
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