ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
yah i'm on my way- is everything ok?
i'm holding a walmart bag of my own hot vomit that i closed up with some random chicks hair tie. we r pretty fucking far from ok
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
my drunken justification for peeing in her closet was that her shoes were ugly
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
I told you I couldn't sleep because of the speed and you rolled over and replied "shh. just pretend."
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
I thought it was your cat but I was wrong your Roomba is possessed by a pissed-off evil spirit.
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