The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
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im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
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One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
He is currently in a meeting and I am sexting him in Italian
And he's using Google translate to reply. Who says cross country relationships can't be fun?
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
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