Sometimes I feel like I shouldn't drink when I come out of a black out half naked covered in puke. Then I realize thats why I drink.
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
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