who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
i told him he had the best dick i've ever seen. then supposedly i kept repeating "peter piper picked the perfect penis"
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
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Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
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Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
I need vodka and champagne for my new favorite drink, vodkapagne. Alternative spellings are "vodkapain" and "vom-machine"
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
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