omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
i only shaved half my leg
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
These 17 Parents Decided to Cut Contact With Their Horrible Kids
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
17 People Reveal The Reasons Behind Their Foot Fetish
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.