? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
Dude. My knees have no hair on them and they're bruised. My thigh is killing me. I have about 1000 texts to about 5 exes which I horribly regret. I have pictures of my own penis on my phone. I can't find my iPad. And I have work in an hour.
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
this is a save-me-from-tijuana-tequila-and-hoookers booty call. if i don't hear from you by 8pm i'm grabbing my passport
if i'm not back tomorrow call the embassy
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