I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
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Wow. This hand sanitizer smells awesome. It's like I just gave a handjob to a fruit basket.
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
We broke up in downtown Nashville with drunken, blow up penis waving bachelorette parties walking by. For some reason I can see this ending up as a country music video.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
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You know you're hung-over when you're smoking and have the strong urge to eat the cigarette. No more buckets of gin. No. More. Ever.
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
I found dried jizz from last night on my leg while feeding an infant a bottle. I am not fit to care for children
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure