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• (408): View more from California

  Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them

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• (910): View more from North Carolina

  So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?

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• (917): View more from New York City

  your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?

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• (570): View more from Pennsylvania

  Why did I wake up holding food tongs?

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• (585): View more from New York

  Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...

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• (403): View more from Alberta, CA

  If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew

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• (845): View more from New York

  The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.

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• (818): View more from California

  Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.

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• (256): View more from Alabama

  Also, beer. Big fan.

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• (954): View more from Florida

  Building a door into the garage so when I bring girls home my mom doesn't wake up.

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  Pathetic yet considerate

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• (570): View more from Pennsylvania

  well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.

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• (585): View more from New York

  I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.

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• (734): View more from Michigan

  Dude you literally tried to cook your phone in the microwave. You were so wasted you asked your mom to help you turn it on.

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