I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
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gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
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I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
Sex in the backyard? Check.
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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