Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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