I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
she was definitely wearing a bumpit. i think it was the hollywood bumpit. i told her that i lived with my parents to get outta taking her home.
I woke up hugging a loaf of bread and a water bottle this morning
My face left an imprint in the loaf...
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
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We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
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Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
My mom just asked me if I knew what Buzzfeed was. Then said she's watching the second Magic Mike for the bodies. Please help.
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
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