i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
the smoke from my cigarette strangely resembles what patrick swayzes ghost will look like.
Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
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just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
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This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
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