as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
The bruises are from paintball. The money is from me being awesome
This is your morning news. Today at 5 pm I will be going out of town until the 29th. If you would like some great sex before I leave, please contact me. The available packages are: a house call, an outdoor excursion, or a delivery style in-car quickie. available only while supplies last.
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
I'm sorry I crashed your motorcycle and watched you get robbed from a rooftop. Will you please come back or at least drop off my shoes?
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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