why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
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I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
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The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
You want further proof that God hates me? Okay. We're on the way to the ER. A homeless man stabbed me at the gas station.
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
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