So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
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I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
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At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
Fun fact: My predictive text now prompts "walrus" as the most likely word to follow "intoxicated"...
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
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