Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
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you sat up and said "i'm the worst kind of roommate, the drunk kind"
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
It was my penance. God came down to me in the form of an angel and said, "you must atone for your sins, by puking in your mouth at church right before communion"
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
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Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
You can't Tinder AND have him bring you icecream in the same night. It messes with your vagina.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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