Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
Hello rock bottom. My name is Jared. Nice to meet you.
which gay bar do you need a ride home from?
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
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you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
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Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
I can't tell if I'm still on the hangover from last night, or if I'm experiencing the one from tomorrow, because it was so powerful that it actually traveled back through time...
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
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