Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
I told him I tried to eat a stranger's sandwich while I was drunk. Mildly disappointed but he realizes he has me for a kid.
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
Drunk in my hotel room, eating taco bell, and crying at Nicki Minaj's life story.
This is why I keep you in my life.
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
1. I drank goldschlager 2. I fell in a bathtub and hit my head (hard) on a soap dish. 2. I sat in said bathtub talking to a random stranger on vacation from wyoming (who i met at a 711 looking for taquitos) for almost an hour. 3. We got kicked out of said bathtub by owner of bathtub. 4. We had sex.
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