I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
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They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
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My mom is selling her car. I'm secretly relieved I won't ever have to tell her about that time you puked in it
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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