Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
You're just jealous because you lost me and I ended up at another party licking Marshmallow Fluff bikinis off of lesbians.
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
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