are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
I know you are passed out now but when you wake up in the morning your keys are in the freezer and your probly gunna want to apologize to your gf...
moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
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This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
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If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
Just killed a snake in my bed! And by killed I mean hit repeatedly with my fist. And by snake I mean a lump in the covers. And I pissed my pants.
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
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