Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
His mom just asked me if I was "fooling around with her baby again" and then when I walked downstairs his dad YELLED "Look who's taking the walk of shame!"
You really need to stop fucking dudes who still live with their parents.
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
I'm drunk and kinda wanna go home but now I have to go have more sex, my boxers are in the dryer
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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