This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
is there any particular reason you took a shit in a zip lock bag and left it in my refrigerator?
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
Reasons why I love cats more than people: 1. They're not fucking people.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
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