Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
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Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
When I left you, you were walking into a room with a half naked girl. When I returned 2 minutes later, you were locked out of the room naked and she was screaming obscenities from inside. How do you manage to make every girl hat you?
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
I'm beginning to think the only reason I get laid anymore is girls are fantasizing sleeping with my dad...
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He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
I may have just made our entire microwave glow green. Like big green. Like spark and make me shit green.
Like worse than the time I blew up the microwave with the egg green.
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
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