Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
when i'm drunk i think im just gonna point at him and yell adultery is a sinnnn. youre going to helllll
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
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