She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
I hope the kids appreciate the fact that I jizzed on her instead of on their slide.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
You are the only person I know who got away with wearing a turtleneck while getting laid. ONLY person.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
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