Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
so i am drinking whiskey and watching home alone 2 by myself. it turns out moving to a foreign country isn't all that different after all.
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He was putting purell on my boobs saying "they need to be clean for later." He hadn't had a drink all night
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
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I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
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