I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
This isn't a because its valentines day booty call, it's a because your cock is phenomenal booty call that happens to be on valentines day..
Someone I just met told me they were going to name their kid after me. Daylight savings is weird.
is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
He's on the porch naked. Help.
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
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