Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
Welp...herpes.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
It really went downhill when you started writing IOU on pieces of napkins. Giving them to the strippers
Real life dumb and dumber
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
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