so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
Okay we're getting vodka and coming
Okay. Joe has my machete attached to his belt
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
I have two bottles of emergency tequila stashed under my desk at work.
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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