is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
Randomize
