Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
Let's go get our ovaries removed together. It'll be like bonding by getting mani/pedis, but with more vicodin and less unwanted pregnancies.
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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