is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
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