Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
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He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
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I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
sex in a hospital.. check
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
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