At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
I had a nursing patient tell me that her favorite drink was vodka and ensure...called it a colorado bulldog
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Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
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Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
Three Decembers later, I'm looking at this fuckin Santa lingerie I bought and just realized my stocking never got stuffed....
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
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