Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
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