Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
I just used an app to identify a song that was playing in the background of a porno. May god bless your soul steve jobs.
i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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