i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
How was your sisters wedding?
Oh, I didn't go. I slept through my alarm. I finally woke up and was like...I don't think so.
sisterhood ftl.
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
whoever says they hate hangovers just doesnt know how to embrace them. i'm eating a mashed potato sandwich and watching grind.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
I just bought the ATT family protection plan so that I could block all of my old bar hookups from booty calling me...
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
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