NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
I gave you a 45 minute blowjob. You were inside me for 3 minutes. I'm going to need you to get your shit together.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
New bet. First person to fuck their girlfriend and narrate the whole thing in Morgan freemans voice wins. You are disqualified if she asks you about. My girlfriend is on her rag. U have the headstart. Your move...
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
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