My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
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