If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
You don't marry someone you don't want to fuck senseless this is 2014 dammit
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
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