woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
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Why is your vibrator in the fridge?
I'm testing sex in Alaska before I go there.
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
I'm also 95% sure I had a conversation with someone on how hard it would be to jerk off with out opposable thumbs
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
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He goes "hi, free today?" WHEN AM I EVER FREE ON A SATURDAY, I GOT HUNGOVER TO BE AND DRUNK TO GET.
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
I JUST BROKE A NAIL MASTURBATING. WTF I could even enjoy my orgasm bc now I'm gonna have to spend $50 on my nails.
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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