I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
Either allow it in a formal toast or i will drunkenly tell your in-laws while i'm dancing on their table. either way, the truth is coming out
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
Hey, scratch that. I've shit 8 times today. I don't have the energy to get laid so I cancelled my date.
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
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