I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
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I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
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Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
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