how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
I will never try to masturbate with americas funniest home videos playing in the background ever again
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
Randomize
