his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
Remind me to call McDonald's to give a good review of Ruth. She truly demonstrated grace under pressure.
You wanted to thank my penis. You wanted me to take the condom off so you could touch it and thank it.
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
This chick had a microhand. Fucking, like, jerking off a baby carrot would make it look like corn.
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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