I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
Yeah I should probably start planning our first conversation instead of our first child.
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
She had a tattoo of Luke Bryan on her thigh and she made me waffles. Can I have two fiancees?
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
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