What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
If im paying 4grand for laser eye surgery, it better help with beer goggles cuz last night was pretty rough.
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
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Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
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Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
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